im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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