I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
North Korea, Best Korea!
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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