holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
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I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
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Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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