Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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