Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
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he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
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Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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