it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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