Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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