Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
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I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
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Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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