Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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