if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
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She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
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They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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