ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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