Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
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I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
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I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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