I'm drunk
Is that why you're texting me
Yes
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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