id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
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I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
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i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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