wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
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Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
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Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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