So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
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stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
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If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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