It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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