it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
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Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
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He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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