I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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