The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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