Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
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Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
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He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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