Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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