i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
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thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
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Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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