Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
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