What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
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This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
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And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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