Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
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We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
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HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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