the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
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