He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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