If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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