def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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