i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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