scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
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This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
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I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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