Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
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we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
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Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
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