I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
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I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
Drunk is not a location!
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I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
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