Plan B is the new Plan A
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
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