I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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