After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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