Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
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