i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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