my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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