the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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