Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
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