All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
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still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
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Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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