Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
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I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
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Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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