haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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