So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
Randomize
