problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
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He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
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She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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