elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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