i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
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I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
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You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I touched a dick in church today
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
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