Your dad touched me again.
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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