WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
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Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
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Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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