How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
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