After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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