...so i touched it.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
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They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
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We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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