You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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