We won't sleep together?
So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
I bet he comes in French.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
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If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
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Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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