Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
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Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
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We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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